Chronicling our Once in a Lifetime trip to Israel with Chuck and Nancy Missler in March 2006, as well as life as it has unfolded from then on. Truly we are blessed.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
FINAL CAPTION CONTEST
This is a story told by Heidi and Melissa outside the Mall in Jerusalem. Please narrate.
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The effects of eating fish bodies finally begin to penetrate Heidi where it hits her the hardest, at her cerebellum. This manifests itself in Heidi calling to the heavens for more fish bodies (sort of like manna I guess). When this doesn't work, she tries to fly to a place that sells fish bodies and she is unable to get off the ground. She should have at least tried to jump or something. There is no way you are going to get off the ground without first jumping. Especially if she jumped from an elevated spot like a chair or a mountain. Anyway, Heidi throws her hands up in the air out of complete frustration. She was hoping to have at least one more helping of fish before she had to fly back to Orange County, an urban area not known for its fine fish.
This is actually a dramatic interpretive dance re-enactment of a 16th century play by Sir Robert the Flatulent known as "Sixteen Meditations on My Morning Biscuit; or Important Motoring Tips for the Insane"
In Panel 1, we see Heidi aggressively playing air guitar windmill style a la Pete Townshend; representing man's eternal struggle to find the expression of original creative voice. Her efforts to transcend the quotidian are fruitless however; as Mellissa summarily rejects them, forming her body into crane kick position (Mr. Miyagi would be proud).
In Panel 2 we see that since I can't think of anything funny to write about it nothing actually happens.
In Panel 3 we see Heidi and Melissa attempting Spontaneous Un-powered Human Liftoff; only to discover that Bernoulli was really onto something and thus promptly falling flat on their faces between panels 3 and 4. The flight attempt was meant to illustrate man's struggle to escape the earthly frontiers of doubt and fear or something like that.
In Panel 4 we reach the resolution of the dance, as Melissa victoriously gestures to the aghast crowd which has formed with a kind of Spice Girl twist. Heidi is raising her arms to signal the ultimate victory as Bodie has just kicked a field goal over the Dome of the Rock. All the children are happy.
Picture 1 We are dancing outside here in the mall because we are hungry and we need sustainance(those fish heads just did not do the trick). Picture 2 Heidi What's this invisible monolith doing in my way? Can it mean something? Picture 3 Heidi & Melissa Fly away as we turn into the bones found near the dead sea scrolls. Picture 4 Melissa I am the earth and the monolith...in the present space time continual.
hahaha, i have the advantage! i was there! it is the story of the colon, and single celled organisms, the faught and won peace in the galaxy..opr something along those lines, i was to busy laughinig with bodie!
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The effects of eating fish bodies finally begin to penetrate Heidi where it hits her the hardest, at her cerebellum. This manifests itself in Heidi calling to the heavens for more fish bodies (sort of like manna I guess). When this doesn't work, she tries to fly to a place that sells fish bodies and she is unable to get off the ground. She should have at least tried to jump or something. There is no way you are going to get off the ground without first jumping. Especially if she jumped from an elevated spot like a chair or a mountain. Anyway, Heidi throws her hands up in the air out of complete frustration. She was hoping to have at least one more helping of fish before she had to fly back to Orange County, an urban area not known for its fine fish.
Matthew Minegar
Heidi-"My freakin' car won't start!"
Melissa-"I'll help you person who I don't know who you are!"
Heidi-"Oh! Thankyou!"
Melissa and Heidi try to start the car but it won't start.
Heidi-"Dear God, please help my car to start. Amen, shalom and all that stuff"
Melissa-"The car still won't start!"
Heidi-"I know! Let's fly!"
Melissa-"Ok!"
Heidi-"wait! we can"t fly!"
Melissa-"o yea, dang"
the car starts moving and drives away without them.
Heidi-"God, I meant for the car to start WITH ME IN IT."
The End.
This is actually a dramatic interpretive dance re-enactment of a 16th century play by Sir Robert the Flatulent known as "Sixteen Meditations on My Morning Biscuit; or Important Motoring Tips for the Insane"
In Panel 1, we see Heidi aggressively playing air guitar windmill style a la Pete Townshend; representing man's eternal struggle to find the expression of original creative voice. Her efforts to transcend the quotidian are fruitless however; as Mellissa summarily rejects them, forming her body into crane kick position (Mr. Miyagi would be proud).
In Panel 2 we see that since I can't think of anything funny to write about it nothing actually happens.
In Panel 3 we see Heidi and Melissa attempting Spontaneous Un-powered Human Liftoff; only to discover that Bernoulli was really onto something and thus promptly falling flat on their faces between panels 3 and 4. The flight attempt was meant to illustrate man's struggle to escape the earthly frontiers of doubt and fear or something like that.
In Panel 4 we reach the resolution of the dance, as Melissa victoriously gestures to the aghast crowd which has formed with a kind of Spice Girl twist. Heidi is raising her arms to signal the ultimate victory as Bodie has just kicked a field goal over the Dome of the Rock. All the children are happy.
Picture 1
We are dancing outside here in the mall because we are hungry and we need sustainance(those fish heads just did not do the trick).
Picture 2 Heidi
What's this invisible monolith doing in my way? Can it mean something?
Picture 3 Heidi & Melissa
Fly away as we turn into the bones found near the dead sea scrolls.
Picture 4 Melissa
I am the earth and the monolith...in the present space time continual.
hahaha, i have the advantage! i was there! it is the story of the colon, and single celled organisms, the faught and won peace in the galaxy..opr something along those lines, i was to busy laughinig with bodie!
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